Alright so another survey is done. This one had 368 responses. The survey is now closed.
1. Have you ever donated to U-18chan before?
Yes I have, and that makes me a good person. 6.4%
No, I’m poor. 68%
No, I’m a filthy nigger. 25.7%
I wasn’t surprised that most of the people who use U-18chan are poor, lulz. Thank you very much to everyone who donated!
2. What country/region do you live in currently?
I’ll enter the numbers instead of percentages for this one.
Korea South 1
New Zealand 4
Russian Federation 3
San Marino 1
Saudi Arabia 1
South Afrika 1
United Kingdom 25
United States 195
This question was not needed for anything in particular, it’s just fun to see where people are from.
3. What is your sexual orientation?
Gay for furries but straight in real life. 3.6%
Gay for furries but bisexual in real life. 8%
Bisexual for furries but straight in real life. 18.2%
Bisexual for furries but gay in real life. 1.9%
Straight for furries but gay in real life. 0%
If it’s got fur, I’ll rub my dick to it. (Or vagina (Yeah right, like girls use U-18chan)) 3.6%
It’s fun to compare the results of this with Survey 2. Also not surprised.
4. What is your true, physical sex? (Not your Fursona’s)
Holy shit, we have 15 girls. This is a record, someone screen cap it, lulz.
5. Do you think it’s lazy of me to copy pasta questions from Survey 2 into Survey 6?
Of course not, Jay. You are a good person and I appreciate everything you do. 100%
Come on guys, you don’t have to flatter me like that. I do what I can.
6. Do you think U-18chan should allow cub porn? (As we define it, cub is furry porn involving prepubescent characters.)
It should be allowed on all boards. 14.4%
You should give cub it’s own board and not allow any outside of it. 61.6%
I don’t think cub should be allowed anywhere. 18.2%
If cub is allowed on U-18chan, I won’t be visiting anymore. 5.8%
Due to potential legal issues, I’m still not sure about that one. I’ll have to discuss it with rest of the staff more, but knowin what people thought helps a lot.
7. How long do you think it should take for new surveys to be made and released?
You should leave a week between each survey. Sop being so lazy, “soon” does not mean two months. 20.2%
About a month in between is fine. 58.6%
I need precisely 39 days to process the results of the last survey. 18%
Never, again. 3.3%
So it is written, and so it shall be.
8. Anon123212321 has been very touched recently by his realization that some people like him. Please leave comments here about how much you love him. (He is on a very sensitive part of his cycle right now, so please be very nice and patronizing towards him)
Here are some of my favorit responses;
well, I like your username and that counts for a lot.
Back to the kitchen woman
Marmalade is delicious. You should try some. But only the orange! None of those other fruity flavored crap! If it was good enough for Paddington Bear, then by god, its good enough for you! What? you think you’re better than Paddington Bear? FUCK YOU! You’re not! He was a goddamned orphan left in a train station and he still had better manners than most spoiled little brats. He was a goddamned scholar and a gentleman. At least until we found out he’s Pedobear, but even then, he was polite to the FBI and fellow prisoners, even when being raped to death in prison. A true gentleman until the end.
Your my favorite website for furry and furry discussion.
I don’t pay enough attention to individual posters except Jay to know who this is.
9. If U-18Chan was a flavor of ice cream, what flavor would it be?
Of course a lot of people said cum. But here are some other good ones.
Pralines and dick.
Mint chocolate chip. The logic being that U-18chan is clearly the best furry board, as the others are a worthless disorganized mismash of blegh and fail. Or they’re overmoderated. And also mint chocolate chip is the best flavor of ice cream.
You know how ice cream tastes when you get it from a sleazy place that was shut down by the health inspectors last year, but they’re cheap and thats all you can afford? How they don’t clean anything so they can ‘pass the savings on to you’, and each spoonfull has the flavors of every other flavor fro mthe last year, including the bug shit and floor? Yeah, U-18 would probably taste better than that, though I don’t know by how much.
*strokes beard* …strawberry.
Would you really want fur in your ice cream?
Porno cherry. Tastes like lost dreams and college tuition. And cherry.
Minty Fresh…. To get rid of that bad taste that is sometimes left behind from other sites.
Honestly, an Ice-Cream version of Walker’s Tomato Ketchup flavoured crisps. Because u18chan really can’t get any more awesome without pouring shit all over it. i’mokwiththisbtw.jpg
Eläinlääkäri ja poliisi ovat tutkineet tapahtumapaikan.
10. Do you think that non-furry related content should be allowed on the comics and content boards of U-18chan?
Well that settles that. I agree. U-18Chan is a furry imageboard. There are plenty of other imageboards out there for other intrests, we don’t need to coppy them. Besides, it’s nice to know everone on U-18Chan is there because they are a furry,
11. How hot is Jay?
Not at all. 7.1%
Not very. 5.7%
Take it or leave it. 35%
Id save myself for him. 14.8%
I’d save myself for me too. I also like to pretend the five who chose he last option where all girls, helps me sleep at night. Lulz. Also, looking at these numbers, and then the numbers for the sexuality question makes me think someone people are still in the closet..
12. What do you think about the country flags shown when posting?
I think they’re fun and interesting. 31.5%
They don’t bother me. 21.8%
I didn’t even notice them. 34.5%
I don’t really like them, though I’m not sure why. 6.4%
It’s stupid that people know what country I’m from, I want to be ANONAMOOSE. *drools* 5.8%
The flags are staying where they are. I wish they where on all the boards, but I had to fight to keep them where they are right now. Maybe after this they will see that I am always right.
13. Do you think U-18Chan should be ad supported?
Yes, that way we could have more awesome stuff. 35.9%
No, because I hate adverts. 17.7%
Whatever, I use adblock. 39.2%
That is immoral, and you should feel bad. 7.2%
I still don’t think we should use adverts, as tempting as it is. I don’t think it’d be right to make money off of the site when it hosts other people’s work; they should be the ones benefiting from it if anyone. Plus adverts are tacky. It’s still to bad though.
14. If U-18chan did have adverts, and we got paid by them per click, how many times would you click?
I use adblock. 31.1%
Once in a while if I remember. 28.1%
Every time I cum. 18.9%
All day ‘erry day. 7.2%
Like I said already, no adverts. It’s nice to see a few people would help though.
So there we go, all done. I have some usefull iformation, and you where all mildly entertained. Now, I am exausted from all that CSS before hand. Time to go into a coma for 36 hours.